3 Reasons I Will Get Into A Car With You, Male Stranger

Billy Ocean’s “Get Out of My Dreams”, edits mine

Despite varied invitations, shall we say, there are only three sets of circumstances where I would get into a car with a male stranger at night. Or at any time actually.

1. I am horribly injured and my death is imminent if I don’t take the risk that you will actually drive me to the hospital
2. You’re Billy Ocean and I’m a model paid to be in your…