Dear 1990 Michael Bolton, From the Friend Zone

Don’t ask me how Michael Bolton came to be playing in my living room in 2019. That is neither here nor there. But I will say the best thing about Michael Bolton besides Office Space is finding out that he had a feud in the 90s with Kenny G.

“How Am I Supposed to Live Without You” isn’t the only sugar rush from the 80s and 90s to romanticize entitlement. And it was just as creepy when…